I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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