they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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