FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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