I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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