sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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