that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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