fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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