best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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