At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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