So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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