I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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