i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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