btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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