and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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