If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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