did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
