4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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