i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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