physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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