its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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