I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
my liver is dry heaving
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
