Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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