kristin has been a bad kristin
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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