I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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