the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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