Nicole vs. Life
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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