So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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