DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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