Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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