I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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