i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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