he wants to bone in the snuggie
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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