its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I'm always down for nudity.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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