Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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