Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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