Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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