I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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