You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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