There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Buhtt sex?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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