my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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