Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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