I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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