Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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