I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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