i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
