hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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