I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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