Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
