Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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