ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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