these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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