Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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