True but thats because hes a fetus.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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