Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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