At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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